Trendy Procrastinators: Gracias por arruinar el día más importante de mi vida

11 enero, 2006

Estúpida y sensual Angelina Jolie. Yo debería estar embarazada de Brad Pitt. Es un caso típico de injusticia genética y social.

Elogio a la dilación

J.L. Borges: "Lo cierto es que vivimos postergando todo lo postergable; tal vez todos sabemos profundamente que somos inmortales y que tarde o temprano, todo hombre hará todas las cosas y sabrá todo."
Jerome K. Jerome: "I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
Jerome K. Jerome: "It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do."
Jerome K. Jerome: It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday and avoiding today."
"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."
"A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large."
"Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week."

Trendy Procrastinators