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Gene is awarded the Scarlet Letter of laziness

"I am writing today about people suh as me, dysfuntional people who suffer from the powerful, destrutive fores of inertia and prorastination. These people will reognize themselves right away.

As you an probably see, one key in my omputer is not working orretly. It's been getting less and less reliable day by day, and just now failed ompletely.

Now, I know what you are thinking. You are thinking: Why haven't I orreted the problem, or swithed to another omputer? This is a good question, but it does not take into aount the fat that I am a douhebag. It is not laziness so muh as it is a ombination of absentmindedness, prorastination and inertia."